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My Patience Is Hella Thin & You're Dry Humping It right now

My Patience Is Hella Thin & You're Dry Humping It right now

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💥🔥 Introducing the "My Patience Is Hella Thin & You're Dry Humping It Right Now" Tumbler – because sometimes, people need a clear (and hilarious) warning that they’re testing your limits! 😤🙄

This tumbler is perfect for those days when your patience is running low and you just don’t have the energy to deal with nonsense. Whether it’s coworkers, slow drivers, or that one friend who’s always pushing your buttons, this tumbler says exactly what you’re thinking – with a side of sass, style, and a whole lot of attitude.


  • Sassy & Edgy Design: The artwork showcases a fierce, unapologetic queen with vibrant silver hair, bold tattoos, and a “don’t test me” expression. She’s sipping her iced coffee with the calm confidence of someone who’s had just enough and is ready to serve up a reality check. The splash of bright colors and abstract brush strokes adds a stylish touch to the overall vibe.
  • Blunt Message, No Filter: Let’s be real – we all have days when our patience is hanging by a thread. The text reads, “My Patience Is Hella Thin & You’re Dry Humping It Right Now,” in bold, eye-catching font. It’s the perfect mix of humor and brutal honesty that’s bound to make anyone chuckle – while still getting the point across.
  • Perfect for All Your Sass-Filled Sips: Whether you’re getting through a rough Monday or just feeling extra salty, this tumbler keeps your drink at the perfect temperature while you serve up those spicy vibes. The double-wall stainless steel insulation ensures your coffee stays hot (or cold), just like your mood.
  • For Those Who Tell It Like It Is: If you’re someone who doesn’t sugarcoat the truth and prefers to keep it real, this tumbler is made for you. It’s your daily reminder that it’s okay to set boundaries – and sometimes, people need a little (or big) nudge to back off.
  • Stylish & Functional: The blend of edgy artwork and cheeky humor makes this tumbler a standout accessory. Plus, with a spill-proof lid, it’s perfect for taking your attitude on the go – from work meetings to errands, where patience is often tested the most.


Who’s it for?


This tumbler is for the no-nonsense, quick-witted souls who know how to keep it real – even when they’re this close to snapping. If sarcasm, sass, and dark humor are your love languages, this tumbler is practically speaking directly to you.


Why You’ll Love It:


Because life’s too short to put up with nonsense – and sometimes, people need to be reminded that your patience isn’t limitless. The "My Patience Is Hella Thin & You're Dry Humping It Right Now" Tumbler gives you a stylish way to sip and serve up some much-needed truth.

So grab this tumbler, sip your drink, and let everyone know that you’re not here for the BS – because your patience is already hella thin. 😤☕✨


  • Made from stainless steel
  • Double walled - keeps contents hot or cold
  • 20oz fluid capacity
  • 8.25” height x 2.75” diameter
  • Printed in USA


Care:


  • Dishwasher safe.
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